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JESUS and Satan were on a fight who was better in computer. They sat down at the keyboard and typed away. They did every known job, reports, emails, attachments, downloads, uploads, chats. But before the time was up, lightning came, thunder clapped, rain poured and electricity went off. Satan screamed every known curse in the underworld. When the electricity was back Satan had lost everything he’d done but beside him, JESUS quietly started printing all his files. Satan shouted, “You cheated!” But JESUS just shrugged, because He does what Satan doesn’t; HE SAVES!